Student. Dreamer. Layabout. Bad influence on those wishing to maintain a sense of decorum and maturity. Please be aware: this is a NSFW blog. Really.
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
“What did you do? You stood there, like an oyster, looking at me!” (x)
There needs to be more Scotty/Keenser fic.
In all seriousness Idris Elba as the 12th Doctor would be a great casting choice because he’d kill it and we’d get to find out just exactly how many anglophiles are also gigantic racists
I think that there are straight people who use shipping to fetishize gay people but there are also queer people who use shipping as a sort of representation and thats an important distinction to make ??
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If i were you, i would like or reblog this post, because it just changed your life.
If you have a mac, hit the option key and start messing around on the letters and numbers. Hitting option and shift and a letter or number gives a different result too.
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⌂♪i dafuq omg this is so weird
Having completed my mission of obtaining allergy meds (it’s that time of the year again!), I was on my way home to make dinner, when I was stopped by a middle-aged white woman pushing a cart.
‘God wants me to tell you your people only have two more days to live.’
DOCTOR STARK WAS SO ANNOYED HE WENT AND GOT FOUR MORE
Sorry, I saw behind the scenes hand holding and got really happy and started drawing these but then I suddenly got really sad so I couldn’t leave this with a happy ending. It was impossible.
A TSUNDERE BARA
“ITS NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING” *SMASHES TABLE AND ROARS*