Morbid Yet Delightful

moonflowerlights:

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex

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“What did you do? You stood there, like an oyster, looking at me!” (x)

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I’m with strongfemaleblogger on this one

There needs to be more Scotty/Keenser fic.

confusedtree:

In all seriousness Idris Elba as the 12th Doctor would be a great casting choice because he’d kill it and we’d get to find out just exactly how many anglophiles are also gigantic racists

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airyairyquitecontrary:

basedkimblee:

I think that there are straight people who use shipping to fetishize gay people but there are also queer people who use shipping as a sort of representation and thats an important distinction to make ??

#this is basically a shorted version of something else i reblobbed recently #queering straight characters #sexswapping male characters #it all speaks to a lack of diversity in media #and a want for representation #people just need to be willing to discuss motivation and all

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fucking-tom-hiddleston:

catastrophic-cupcakes:

overnight-shipping:

ballszach:

emmaofthestars:

blukirbita:

willzone:

Handy.

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If i were you, i would like or reblog this post, because it just changed your life.

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If you have a mac, hit the option key and start messing around on the letters and numbers. Hitting option and shift and a letter or number gives a different result too.

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interesting

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itsalwayssunnyinasgard:

I doodled a thing. [x]

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Having completed my mission of obtaining allergy meds (it’s that time of the year again!), I was on my way home to make dinner, when I was stopped by a middle-aged white woman pushing a cart.

‘God wants me to tell you your people only have two more days to live.’

theoppositeoflamp:

frightfullytreeish:

man-thing:

DOCTOR STARK WAS SO ANNOYED HE WENT AND GOT FOUR MORE

#HAHAHAHAHAHAHA #OH TONY #I mean presumably this is just writer inconsistency #but I like to imagine Tony Stark is the kinda guy who gets doctorates out of spite #HE HAS A DOCTORATE IN SHUT UP STEVE #PHD IN PETER PARKER YOU AREN’T AS FUNNY AS YOU THINK YOU ARE

YES

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ppitte:

Sorry, I saw behind the scenes hand holding and got really happy and started drawing these but then I suddenly got really sad so I couldn’t leave this with a happy ending. It was impossible.

:I

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