June 2012
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A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me...
Them: look
Me: I saw that already
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“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area
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The Best Thing Happened To Me Today In Math Class
fiddlesticksandcustard:
We had a substitute for Math because my actual teacher had personal business to attend to. We weren’t doing much, just some little project, and today it was storming in Texas. So this enormous clap of thunder shakes the walls and everybody starts screaming. Then I look over at the teacher’s desk to see our substitute standing up from his chair and shouting, “Shut up Thor!...
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Last week at the International Meeting of Black...
White person (bursting through the door): Don't worry everyone; I'm here! Sorry, I got stuck in traffic, but I finally made it. That's right. I'm a white person! Please, hold your applause. I'm here to help you in the fight against racism. That's just the kind of person I am. I'm sincere, caring, and enthusiastic and ready to help in any way I can.
Black woman: Um, well I guess you could start by--
White person: Hey, I've got an idea. Let's all dress up like Trayvon Martin and march down main street! We'll call it "One Million Hoodies" and we can all go out and buy Skittles and Arizona Teas and make speeches about white privilege.
Black woman: I don't... I don't think that'd be--
White person: Hey, I noticed one of your pamphlets said "End White Supremacy." First things first, we need to change that. I don't know, the phrase "white supremacy" sounds like it might alienate white people. How are we supposed to end racism without white people's help?
Black woman: You know white people created racism, right?
White person: OH THAT IS IT. YOU PEOPLE WILL NEVER END RACISM UNTIL YOU LEARN TO BE NICE TO WHITE PEOPLE. HOW DARE YOU BE SO CRUEL TO SOMEONE WHO JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU? I AM SO OUT OF HERE. GOOD LUCK ENDING RACISM WITHOUT ME. YOUR FIGHT IS NOW FUTILE.
Dion: Now watch white people argue with this post and successfully miss the entire point.
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galifianafuck:
if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:
take car
go to mum’s
kill phil
grab liz
go to the winchester
have a nice cold pint
and wait for all this to blow over
May 2012
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How much screen time did each of the Avengers get?
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hxcfairy:
I thought all of the Avengers represented in Joss Whedon’s The Avengers got their fair share of screen time. But lets face it, some got more screen time than others. Vulture went ahead and clocked the screen time of each character in the film just so we could know this useless bit of geek trivia.
Hawkeye: 12:44. Thor: 25:52. Bruce Banner: 28:03. Black...
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Can we talk about how sad it makes me that Steve...
the-girl-detective-fails:
I mean, I get why it happens.
Logistically because each of the Avengers will go off and have their own solo movies again they all need to be separated before they can be brought back together, so it makes sense to split the band up.
But Thor and Loki fly off to Asgard together.
Clint and Natasha wander off to undoubtedly fuck somebody’s shit up on S.H.I.E.L.D.’s...
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airandangels replied to your post: airandangels replied to your post: Watching…
well dang; I’d give you some leftover duck breast with Chinese five spice and potato-pumpkin mash, BUT WE ATE IT ALL FOR DINNER.
I solved this dilemma by making pancakes with maple syrup, and a glass of milk. All is well.
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airandangels replied to your post: Watching Spirited Away
THIS IS AN EXCELLENT PLAN. Let’s run away and get jobs at that bath-house.
I support this plan. You get room and board, a uniform, and hopefully a discount on on the baths. That place is swank and the food looks hella delicious.
The one downside to watching Miyazaki movies is that you get a serious case of the munchies due to rampant...
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airandangels:
Way More Than You Ever Wanted to Know About Animaniacs
soulofayoungman:
When I started researching the history of Animaniacs, I contacted creator Tom Ruegger to see if he could fill in some gaps. I expected a few sentences in response to my questions, but Mr. Ruegger sent back seven pages of awesomeness instead. So if you happen to be searching for the real story...
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Watching Spirited Away
Because I have ‘hidden abandoned places and adventure’ feels.
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The World in a Wall
airandangels:
The crumbling wall that surrounded the sunken garden alongside the house was a rich hunting ground for me. It was an ancient brick wall that had been plastered over, but now this outer skin was green with moss, bulging and sagging with the damp of many winters. The whole surface was an intricate map of cracks, some several inches wide, others as fine as hairs. Here and there large...
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davestridersbirdhair:
Skrillex - Scary Monsters...
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lesliecrusher:
do you want to know a secret
sometimes when i’m alone in my room in the dark
i whisper “computer, end simulation”
just to be sure
Agreed.
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“FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...”
– No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
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FACT: Bisexuals never ride tricycles as children.
I can personally attest to the truth of this.
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Folks, I hate to spoil your fun, but there’s no such thing as rights. Okay? They’re imaginary. We made ‘em up. Like the boogeyman. The three little pigs. Pinocchio. Mother goose. Shit like that. Rights are an idea, they’re imaginary. They’re a cute idea, cute, but that’s all, cute and fictional. But if you think you do have rights, let me ask you this: Where do they come from? People say “Well,...
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“Being feminine is being desired and hated at the same time. A feminine body or...”
– Womanist Musings: Processes of Feminization: Becoming Myself (via biyuti)
On. Point.
(via quelola)