Morbid Yet Delightful

theoppositeoflamp:

frightfullytreeish:

man-thing:

DOCTOR STARK WAS SO ANNOYED HE WENT AND GOT FOUR MORE

#HAHAHAHAHAHAHA #OH TONY #I mean presumably this is just writer inconsistency #but I like to imagine Tony Stark is the kinda guy who gets doctorates out of spite #HE HAS A DOCTORATE IN SHUT UP STEVE #PHD IN PETER PARKER YOU AREN’T AS FUNNY AS YOU THINK YOU ARE

YES

(via sparklyslug)

reducto1:

Redraw the new IM3 movie poster! =DDDD

(via stereobone)

itsnotfiftyitsfive0:

#scientifically judging you

itsnotfiftyitsfive0:

#scientifically judging you

(Source: commanderogers, via balphesian)

askthesciencebros:

((Happy St. Patrick’s day!))

askthesciencebros:

((Happy St. Patrick’s day!))

(Source: bloodyneptune)

a-dancing-downey-appeared-and:

His name tag…OMFG

a-dancing-downey-appeared-and:

His name tag…OMFG

(Source: robertdowneyjrgif, via ewelock)

robert-downey-jesus:

I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE A NICE DAY MR STARK’ AND HE GOT SO EXCITED AND RAN OFF WITH HIS SISTER IT WAS GREAT

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Submission #2230

theavengersheadcanons:

Tony and Bruce are obsessed with Doctor Who. In fact they’ve been trying to build a TARDIS in the lab. Unfortunately the inside is the same size as the outside.

Submitted by ninjanervana

fish-custards:

heybys:

barackfuckingobama:

jumpersandshawarma:

Tony trying to be Thor is really cute

Tony trying to be Thor is really cute

Tony trying to be Thor is really cute

(Source: iamnevertheone, via anshinwrites)

When called, they each came for different reasons.

(Source: ginchiest, via adamwarlock-moved)

thepokeyhokey:

#steve is like what #someone’s playing galaga #wait i don’t know what galaga is #shit what if it’s important #is it a sport #is it a band #is it a board game #like monopoly #(thank god they still have monopoly) #god i’d better just look #it’s behind me isn’t it #there is nothing behind me #GOSH DARN IT 21ST CENTURY

I like how many parts of the movie you realize Thor, Steve, and Loki really do not know what the fuck is going on.

(via stereobone)

OFFICIAL IRON MAN 3 FULL TRAILER

(Source: moriarty, via stereobone)

wintermaze:

So, I’m thinking this is probably why they never mentioned the apparently non-important fact that Loki is a Frost giant?

Can he frost people like that? idek

(via homoerotics)

airyairyquitecontrary:

askthesciencebros:

Tony: Of course, it’s SCIENCE.

I hope Bruce doesn’t suddenly Hulk out from panic and get stuck inside the portal like Winnie-the-Pooh in a rabbit hole.

Who am I kidding, that would be adorable.

fairestcat:

Pietro: Are we even listening, children? Well? What are you all gawking at? What has my father done…? …Now?
Tommy: Looks like you were right, uncle Pete…we need a better plan.

— From Avengers: The Children’s Crusade #4 by Allan Heinberg, art by Jim Cheung