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I actually squeed aloud at the above image. Like, I really hope fanart of such a thing does happen, when the second movie comes out, or when more people finish reading the book. Plump, soft Bunny!Bilbo being loved by Majestic Wolf!Thorin. Perfection.Thorin irritably picking Bilbo up by the scruff of his neck and carrying him around. (You know how some dogs will fix on a toy and carry it around like it’s their puppy? Like Jeff in Kiki’s Delivery Service?)
#predator-prey relationships breaking down left right and centre
Grooms him, brings him food (it takes a few tries before he realizes he has to bring greens and not bits of meat), nuzzles Bilbo and sleep with him close by, and growls every time someone tries to get close to Bilbo.
He’s King and a big bad wolf, he can take a bunny for a consort if he wants.
Bifur made them the plushies, and they are disturbing yet adorable. Sometimes, they can get Balin and Dwalin to put them on their shoulders and they can mock aerial fight at an adult height, and it is pretty sweet.In fact, that’s how Thorin met Bifur and his cousins; he happened to be in the marketplace and saw this absolutely weird-looking dwarf with an axe in his head. He tried to strike up a conversation about that, and didn’t get far, but because it was awkward to just walk away, he ended up buying two of the odd-looking toys he was selling, for his nephews. (He just chose the ones that reminded him the most of each - pretty much ‘a yellow one and a brown one.’) They absolutely LOVED them, so the next time one of them had a birthday he took them back to choose something new (Kili has to have an unbirthday present whenever it’s Fili’s birthday, so he doesn’t cry or sulk, and vice versa). This time Bofur was helping mind the stall, so actual conversation was possible, and Thorin took note of the family as one he might call on if certain plans ever got underway.
#when Fili and Kili met Bifur they both spent a long time staring at him from behind Thorin’s legs #before venturing forward and asking ‘Does it hurt?’ #which he answered by laughing and slapping the hatchet
He even let them touch it, it’s okay kids it doesn’t hurt it just means you have to keep up your Khudzul that’s all. Then Bombur gave them some of the cookies he made earlier and Bofur told them all sorts of stories about Strange Things He Found In the Mines, and that cemented their place as family friends.
Even now when they are suppose to be adults, Fili and Kili still love Bifur’s toys and will clap and ooh over them, instead of wandering off and getting eaten by something. For that alone, Thorin would have let him and his cousins on the quest.
I had to look up that equivalent, having never heard of it. You have proven that you are a read necessary to one’s intellectual and social development.oh my gosh if you haven’t seen The Castle I HOPE YOU CAN SOON because it is one of my all-time favourite movies (and one frequently quoted in my family)
I shall place it on my must-see list.
I just read through LOTR sometimes marveling at how in love Sam is, saying how Frodo looks akin to an elf lord of old, and how wise and masterful he is and gosh he smells like the flowers in bloom. I think Frodo remained oblivious to this until LOTR.Oh, I’m afraid he remained oblivious to it more or less forever. Frodo has this whole asexual Galahad not quite of this earth thing. I don’t think he would ever have fallen in love with anyone or really have grasped that anyone was in love with him. It’s not that he wouldn’t care, just that it wouldn’t occur to him because he doesn’t operate on that frequency.
and so Sam just had to pour his little heart into HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU on karaoke night at the Green Dragon.
That’s how I view Frodo (most of the time, occasionally I think of Frodo/Faramir for reasons I can’t fully explain to myself beyond ‘pretty’).
I think Frodo had an inkling, and that was why he told Sam that he can’t live split in two, with one half in ‘if only with Frodo’ and ‘here and now with Rosie and the kids’. It was a very gentle let down just before he goes to the Gray Havens with Bilbo.
Merry and Pippin were kind enough never to comment on the whole thing.
Speaking of whom, the only way I can handle the fact that they both got married to actual women is to assume that Diamond and Estella were in fact a couple already, and the marriage was one of shared convenience.
Hobbits don’t grow beards.
See, I can’t help but feel that on their travels, they grew to have an appreciation for human warrior types, having traveled with so many for a long while, and they held a torch for Faramir and Eowyn. Like in so many thing in fandom, I am choosing to believe they were an adorable OT4 until the end of their days.
I just read through LOTR sometimes marveling at how in love Sam is, saying how Frodo looks akin to an elf lord of old, and how wise and masterful he is and gosh he smells like the flowers in bloom. I think Frodo remained oblivious to this until LOTR.Oh, I’m afraid he remained oblivious to it more or less forever. Frodo has this whole asexual Galahad not quite of this earth thing. I don’t think he would ever have fallen in love with anyone or really have grasped that anyone was in love with him. It’s not that he wouldn’t care, just that it wouldn’t occur to him because he doesn’t operate on that frequency.
and so Sam just had to pour his little heart into HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU on karaoke night at the Green Dragon.
That’s how I view Frodo (most of the time, occasionally I think of Frodo/Faramir for reasons I can’t fully explain to myself beyond ‘pretty’).
I think Frodo had an inkling, and that was why he told Sam that he can’t live split in two, with one half in ‘if only with Frodo’ and ‘here and now with Rosie and the kids’. It was a very gentle let down just before he goes to the Gray Havens with Bilbo.
Merry and Pippin were kind enough never to comment on the whole thing.
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Oh, god, who is doing the strip tease. I can see Fili and Kili trying this, thinking they were much more graceful outside of battle than they really were, and then end tangle in their own and…I think even if they were doing the hokey pokey, it would still have the desired result, albeit with more giggling. Thorin, it will be okay. Even with your ass in the air, trying to get your belt off which somehow got tangled in your boots, Bilbo still think you are majestic and unbearably sexy.
you make his heart go pit-a-pat and send a rush of blood to all the other relevant parts.
Pretty sure you could have come into his home dressed in a burlap sack and unwashed for a week, eating as much as Bombur in one go with a belch to match Ori, and though he takes care not to breath through his nose, Bilbo would still be into you.
Why, he would enjoy giving you a bath beforehand. Then you could make a big deal about how you can’t wear any of his clothes because you’re too big and swagger about in a towel. Play to your strengths.
Offer to help with the chores and move things around, showing off those nice muscles of yours, with the towel slipping every now and again. Maybe sing like the seducer you are, complete with harp. Bilbo will be offering to let you stay as long as you need to, his home is your home, and would you like him to brush your hair/
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Oh, god, who is doing the strip tease. I can see Fili and Kili trying this, thinking they were much more graceful outside of battle than they really were, and then end tangle in their own and…I think even if they were doing the hokey pokey, it would still have the desired result, albeit with more giggling. Thorin, it will be okay. Even with your ass in the air, trying to get your belt off which somehow got tangled in your boots, Bilbo still think you are majestic and unbearably sexy.
you make his heart go pit-a-pat and send a rush of blood to all the other relevant parts.
Pretty sure you could have come into his home dressed in a burlap sack and unwashed for a week, eating as much as Bombur in one go with a belch to match Ori, and though he takes care not to breath through his nose, Bilbo would still be into you.
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Oh, god, who is doing the strip tease. I can see Fili and Kili trying this, thinking they were much more graceful outside of battle than they really were, and then end tangle in their own and…
I think even if they were doing the hokey pokey, it would still have the desired result, albeit with more giggling. Thorin, it will be okay. Even with your ass in the air, trying to get your belt off which somehow got tangled in your boots, Bilbo still think you are majestic and unbearably sexy.
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Some things cross all barriers. Though, sometimes, Thorin can’t help get cross that Bofur gets to be the one to spend time with Bilbo, gets more irritable, snaps that Bilbo is too soft for all…
Poor Bilbo is so confused, with the yelling and then coming to save him but actually just for the ponies?, and the pulling him back up and yelled at to go home, then trying to go home but Thorin seems mad about that, too. But it is all worth it when Thorin finally goes dere dere and he is hugged. Thorin gives such great bear hugs.
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This is a marvelous idea. Hmm, Idris Elba as Sam Vimes. Oh, I am now very taken with this. Shame we know Angua is a blonde, because Michelle Rodriguez would be absolutely perfect. I am getting lost in dream…Lucy Liu needs to play all the white characters tumblr loves all the time forever.
I am getting enthused by the idea of Jackie Chan playing Two Flower. He is just so adorable when he plays clueless and optimistic.
Hmm, who to play Nobby?
Jackie Chan would be a precious Twoflower.
I think Nobby should actually be CGI and motion capture. There aren’t any real humans that look quite like that naturally, and it would be cruel to breed one.
In that case, I think Timothy Spall should wear that motion capture suit. The right amount of ‘annoying bugger’ and ‘craftier and deeper thinking than you realized’.
And that way it wouldn’t matter that Timothy Spall is quite rotund while Nobby is exceedingly scrawny!
I still want Michelle Rodriguez to play someone. I an’t picute who, though. But it would be so awesome. Preferably someone that lives, because much like Sean Bean, one Michelle dies every 1.24 years.
I’m just thinking over who she could be. One difficulty is that Pratchett tends to write characters who are either teenagers, or middle-aged and older; few of his characters are thirtyish.
I’m just starting to notice that. And I do love how he has older than child-bearing age in main character roles. It’s refreshing.
#could we make Michelle Rodriguez and Sean Bean fight? COULD they slay each other?
It would be an epic fight, but I have a feeling they would both commiserate too much with each other’s plight, and team up and go on campaign to take everyone else out and be the last two standing for once.
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This is a marvelous idea. Hmm, Idris Elba as Sam Vimes. Oh, I am now very taken with this. Shame we know Angua is a blonde, because Michelle Rodriguez would be absolutely perfect. I am getting lost in dream…Lucy Liu needs to play all the white characters tumblr loves all the time forever.
I am getting enthused by the idea of Jackie Chan playing Two Flower. He is just so adorable when he plays clueless and optimistic.
Hmm, who to play Nobby?
Jackie Chan would be a precious Twoflower.
I think Nobby should actually be CGI and motion capture. There aren’t any real humans that look quite like that naturally, and it would be cruel to breed one.
In that case, I think Timothy Spall should wear that motion capture suit. The right amount of ‘annoying bugger’ and ‘craftier and deeper thinking than you realized’.
And that way it wouldn’t matter that Timothy Spall is quite rotund while Nobby is exceedingly scrawny!
I still want Michelle Rodriguez to play someone. I an’t picute who, though. But it would be so awesome. Preferably someone that lives, because much like Sean Bean, one Michelle dies every 1.24 years.
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This is a marvelous idea. Hmm, Idris Elba as Sam Vimes. Oh, I am now very taken with this. Shame we know Angua is a blonde, because Michelle Rodriguez would be absolutely perfect. I am getting lost in dream…Lucy Liu needs to play all the white characters tumblr loves all the time forever.
I am getting enthused by the idea of Jackie Chan playing Two Flower. He is just so adorable when he plays clueless and optimistic.
Hmm, who to play Nobby?
Jackie Chan would be a precious Twoflower.
I think Nobby should actually be CGI and motion capture. There aren’t any real humans that look quite like that naturally, and it would be cruel to breed one.
In that case, I think Timothy Spall should wear that motion capture suit. The right amount of ‘annoying bugger’ and ‘craftier and deeper thinking that you realized’.
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A well spent evening. Jody Foster!Clarice is such a wonderful blend of ‘I’ve got a job to do and I’m gonna do it’ and ‘this guy is fucking creepy and I wanna go home’. I love it.…
It’s all right, but I miss Jody in it. The reason she didn’t sign on originally was due to the book’s original ending, and I can see how it would seriously creep her out (it creeped me out). By time the director rewrote it, I think Jody was working on something else.
I am endlessly amused by that sound. I know it is suppose to be unnerving, but even when watching, it just seems so narmish.
Air & Angels: morbidyetdelightful replied to your post: airy gets to thinking This...
This is a marvelous idea. Hmm, Idris Elba as Sam Vimes. Oh, I am now very taken with this. Shame we know Angua is a blonde, because Michelle Rodriguez would be absolutely perfect. I am getting lost in dream…
Lucy Liu needs to play all the white characters tumblr loves all the time forever.
I am getting enthused by the idea of Jackie Chan playing Two Flower. He is just so adorable when he plays clueless and optimistic.
Hmm, who to play Nobby?
OH MY GLOB A HUG FROM JULIE ANDREWS!?
IT SEEMED APPROPRIATE CONSIDERING OUR CONVERSATION
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